Blended Family Transitions Gifts

"Mom, could you leave the door open, keep the hallway light on and lose the boyfriend?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

'Will you marry us?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

Not-quite-empty-enough-nest Syndrome

"It's been three years since I took over, will you stop looking over my shoulder, dad?"

'Hi! New daddy!'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"...failing is ok."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Multimarriages-phobia.