Blended Family Thinker Gifts

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Dad, are we rich?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"If there are no objections..."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

"Son, as long as my lawyers can still find enough legal loopholes to get me out somehow, I don't do anything immoral."

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

'Will you marry us?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

The widow's intended: 'Well, Tommy, has your mother told you of my good fortune.' Tommy: 'No. She only said she was going to marry you!'

'How am I supposed to follow in your footsteps when you don't have any?'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"Remember, money can't buy happiness...if your Mother ever asks."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'