Bleacher Cheering Boss Mugs

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Time out!'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Bad Knees.

'Foul ball!!'

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

Dugout sale!

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

Benchwarmer coach.

American Sports Idol.

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

'Pass this down, please.'

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

'Heads up!!'

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'