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Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Balloon drip.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Balloon dog poos.

'I wish I was creative'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

How a poet works

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Chairmen of the Bored

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Clown walking his balloon dog.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Bill endures yet another wooden presentation delivered to a room full of waxen figures.

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"

'Now let's stop clowning around.'

'Hexcuse me, Hofficer, as the Silly Season started yet?'