Blanket Fortress Builder Prints

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Bricklayer

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

A sleeping couple

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Enough!"

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"Beware of everything."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

A-1 security from crime....

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Internet Security

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

"When it comes down to it, Jim, security is a personal responsibility."

No, I don't want to build a fort.

The stag at bay.

Happy Retirement.

"I understand they have some lovely things."

"Sorry, I'm just not interested in a home security detail."

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'