Blank Canvas Believer Pillows

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Art Student.

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Pavement Artist

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

I'm color blind, please help.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Picasso's learning years.

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Holier Than Thou

"Too busy."

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Ray Charles

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Paul Gaugin

Yellow Pencil

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

The Bored Impressionist

An artist painting on a clifftop leans into high winds.

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Prayers For Agnostics

Jean's later work is heavily criticized for being too commercial.

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'