Blame Game Aficionados Pillows

"A 'take charge' guy would be nice but I'm looking for more of the 'take blame' type."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

Musical ice flows

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.