Blame Game Aficionado Pillows

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Well I suppose we could trace this back to a flaw in the proposal that didn't account for an unusually warm spring which lead to more runoff and the subsequent desalinization of the channel. Or we could trace it back to that damn rock.

'I need to make an executive decision. I need to decide who to blame my mistake on.'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'I want you to listen to me... I'm gonna say it just one time... I... did... not pull that Patty Willston's hair... it never happened!'

'I'm taking more responsibility for my actions since I ran out of scapegoats.'

'I've decided to stop blaming society for my being here. I've decided to blame you!'

'I'm sorry, but it's such an easy transition from 'The dog ate my homework' to 'The cleaning people lost my project' that I HAD to blame you!'

'I blame myself for not being able to think of anyone else to blame.'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"I'm glad you accept responsibility for my mistakes, but you're still fired."

"I can't get good grades in that school, Mom - The feng shui is all wrong."

"Today Alan Dershowitz blamed CNN..."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Antler Buzzers.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."