Blackmail Plot Enthusiast Mugs

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Boss, the health inspector is here. Excellent. My hacker just finished restoring all the inspector's social media posts dating back to 1994. Tell him "It'd be a shame if someone's career were ruined by a 20-year-old video of him doing the Macarena in the buff." Don't wink too much. But not too little, either. Very bad man.

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Dear Santa, The cookies were made with laxatives. If you give me the bike I want, I'll give you the key to the bathroom door. Love, Jimmy."

Conspiracy theorist

The Jew and Morris both begin to understand each other

The Chicken's Revenge.

'OK, give him a shove.'

Tobacco black-marketing.

Sadly, Harper had never heard of the Nigerian letter scam.

'Yes, the plan my evil pussy cat and I have to take over the world may not make any sense but I'm a mad scientist and by definition I don't have to make sense!'

Slug Revenge

Organized crime: two mobsters looking at a planning chart.

Beware of the Dog.

"Oh...here comes the response from the complaints department!"

Spam Band

'They're all addresssed to 'Turn Gold into Cash' Cell 306, West Wing.'

Swindler's List

"Dear Householder...here is your free sample of Power Epoxy Glue."

Plane writing; 'Happy Garbage Day'. Garbage man says 'Three days after I dumped her, she won the lottery.'

Revenge of the Snubbed Office Supplies Salesman.

Polio appeal,help fight cancer, junk mail - "And a good morning to you."

"I think it's rude of me to email you 200 unrequested jokes per day. I should be sending 500. I'll get right on that."

Colonel Gaddafi has been reported to be attempting to transfer billions of pounds worth of assets from Libya

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