Blackboard Enthusiasts Mugs

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

Teacher with wing-mirror on blackboard.

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

Skateboarding

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."