Black Market Enthusiast Mugs

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

Spiv

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Jumping Wall Street.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

Taming the beast of the free market...

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Fresh eggs!'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

High end of the market...

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."