Black Friday Pillows

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'Yes, two thousand dollars does seem expensive but remember, that's in today's dollars.'

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

'It's obvious - we need more black Fridays!'

"Thanks for showing me how to grow food, but I really wanted to know where to find the best sales."

Black Friday

Black Friday

Holiday Dollar.

Suits 50% Off

"No, I wasn't beaten because of my political affiliation. I was trampled on Black Friday."

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

Shop Locally!

The First Black Friday Sale

"Last Black Friday I bought these pillows to be prepared for this Black Friday."

"Remember stores?"

Holiday Shopping on Thanksgiving?!!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

'When it does, deliver it to this address.'

Awkward customers.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Discount Shopping.

Antiques: Prices reduced to actual value.

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"