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'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Imagine there's no office...

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I feel a draft."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Working at Home Half Day

Corporate Image

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'