Bitcoin Miner Prints

Virtual Money?

"You need to stop mining bitcoin. You've got the black lung."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"It failed the stress test."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Will you be mine?

Blowing dust off an order book.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

A word from James Cameron. . .

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Mine Shaft of Love.

Where clean coal comes from.

"Trepanning for gold"

Mine problems

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."