Bistro Owner Mugs

Our mugs for bistro owners are perfect for starting their busy day with a dose of humor and warmth. Celebrate their culinary passion with a drinkware piece that’s as witty as their menu.

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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.' mockup

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

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Okay, oxygen ready, smelling salts ready. We'll have the '96 Trollenhoffenbergen skastellangenhorstund grabenkuchenlangenkirchen blumchenschallensetzen schnitzeldorfenflanken...'

Okay, oxygen ready, smelling salts ready. We'll have the '96 Trollenhoffenbergen skastellangenhorstund grabenkuchenlangenkirchen blumchenschallensetzen schnitzeldorfenflanken...'

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie" mockup

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.' mockup

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

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Sale on the same stuff as last week. mockup

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." mockup

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.' mockup

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

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'Do you have any catsup?'

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Fast food. Even faster food

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"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?" mockup

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

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Cut Price

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Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?' mockup

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

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'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.' mockup

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

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Pashminas are sooo noughties!

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Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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