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"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

A man taking a bow

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Alberich steals the gold

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

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'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Leadership never hibernates.

Otto von Bismarck

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Captain

Bear Porridge

Brunhilde

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'