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"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

A man taking a bow

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Alberich steals the gold

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Otto von Bismarck

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Leadership never hibernates.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Captain

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

Bear Porridge

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Brunhilde

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'