Birthday Survivalist T-Shirts

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Working Environment

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.