Birthday Survivalist Mugs

"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Arf! Arf!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Working Environment

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise