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'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."

'You probably think it's your birthday all the way down into the subatomic level, but actually it's barely even your birthday at the molecular level.'

"It's just another birthday. . ."

"Five really snuck up on me."

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"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Tartine

"Young Frankenstein"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

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