Birthday Cynic Prints

Browse art prints that feature clever, sarcastic sayings perfect for the birthday cynic’s home or office. A subtle, funny reminder of their unique take on birthdays.

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"I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?"

"I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?" mockup

"I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?" mockup

"I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?" mockup

"I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?" mockup

"I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?"

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It's not just another meaningless birthday. It's your meaningless birthday (which makes it very special.)

It's not just another meaningless birthday. It's your meaningless birthday (which makes it very special.) mockup

It's not just another meaningless birthday. It's your meaningless birthday (which makes it very special.) mockup

It's not just another meaningless birthday. It's your meaningless birthday (which makes it very special.) mockup

It's not just another meaningless birthday. It's your meaningless birthday (which makes it very special.) mockup

It's not just another meaningless birthday. It's your meaningless birthday (which makes it very special.)

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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'I hate all holidays!'

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!'

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"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair."

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'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.' mockup

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.' mockup

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.' mockup

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.' mockup

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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Obama builds own gallows.

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows.

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'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?' mockup

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?' mockup

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?' mockup

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?' mockup

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

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"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!" mockup

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!" mockup

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!" mockup

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!" mockup

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

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"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!" mockup

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!" mockup

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!" mockup

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!" mockup

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

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30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster. mockup

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster. mockup

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster. mockup

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster. mockup

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

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"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

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"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

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"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening." mockup

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening." mockup

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening." mockup

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening." mockup

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

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'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

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"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?" mockup

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?" mockup

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?" mockup

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?" mockup

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

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"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift." mockup

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift." mockup

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift." mockup

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift." mockup

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

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"Five really snuck up on me."

"Five really snuck up on me." mockup

"Five really snuck up on me." mockup

"Five really snuck up on me." mockup

"Five really snuck up on me." mockup

"Five really snuck up on me."

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Cornucopia Prime

Cornucopia Prime mockup

Cornucopia Prime mockup

Cornucopia Prime mockup

Cornucopia Prime mockup

Cornucopia Prime

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'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.' mockup

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.' mockup

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.' mockup

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.' mockup

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

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"It's just another birthday. . ."

"It's just another birthday. . ." mockup

"It's just another birthday. . ." mockup

"It's just another birthday. . ." mockup

"It's just another birthday. . ." mockup

"It's just another birthday. . ."

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"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank." mockup

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank." mockup

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank." mockup

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank." mockup

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

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'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.'

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.' mockup

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.' mockup

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.' mockup

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.' mockup

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.'

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'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.' mockup

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.' mockup

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.' mockup

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.' mockup

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

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Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

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"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!" mockup

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!" mockup

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!" mockup

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!" mockup

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

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"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine." mockup

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine." mockup

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine." mockup

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine." mockup

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."

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We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right.

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right. mockup

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right. mockup

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right. mockup

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right. mockup

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right.

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'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.' mockup

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.' mockup

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.' mockup

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.' mockup

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

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Birthday Cynic Prints Collection

Birthday Cynic Mugs

Looking for more witty gifts? Check out our collection of humorous mugs ideal for the birthday cynic.

Birthday Cynic Pillows

Add some humorous flair with pillows featuring clever sayings for the birthday cynic. Great for a funny gift or personal treat.

Birthday Cynic T-Shirts

Discover a range of funny t-shirts that match the humor of the birthday cynic. Perfect for casual wear and birthday celebrations.