Birthday Comedian Prints

"OK, you can have another spin - but only 'cause it's your birthday."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A Real Pinata Surprise

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'Hello, my name is Death'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

Life begins at 60

Happy Birthday!

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

A drum covered in candles

Handel sitting on a piano

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Happy birthday to you!

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

"If there are seven dog years to every year - why don't I get seven birthday cakes every year?"