Birthday Cake Enthusiast Mugs

Happy 80th Birthday

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

A good smoke matters more than making it another year.

'Will 50 suffice, madam?'

Giraffe's Birthday Cake

Shakespearean birthday

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Frosting the Snowman

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Panettone

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

Doctor in a cake

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'