Birthday Cake Blower Pillows

'This is good practice for blowing out birthday candles.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"One year closer to college!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Cake Walk.

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

Fish Food

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.