Birthday Cake Blower Pillows

'This is good practice for blowing out birthday candles.'

"One year closer to college!"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Big Bang Theory.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'They speak fish!'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Pinata good bags.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Cake Walk.

God Creating the Universe...

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Extreme Birthdays.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Fish Food

The first birthday gift.

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'