Birth Of A Grandchild T-Shirts

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Ray's granddaughter talks: 'My grandad just loves to play golf...he was in the hospital room and hollered 'Fore!'... My dad thought mom had had quadruplets.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

"Yeah, my grandson is pretty rad."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A young Don King

Director/Action Man toy.

Wildlife

Football Fans

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.