Birdwatching With Style Prints

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The Worm Charmer

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'You know too much!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Knight feeding his kids.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Pigeon Little

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.