Birdwatching Jester T-Shirts

"We all like a little Robin this time of year."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I'm in disguise."

"Pass that."

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

New York Scatological Society

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

Hazards of mouse painting

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man and bird

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Chickenspox

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'You are pigeon toed.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"