Birdwatching Financier Gifts

'The share market fell today because a Blue Wren was spotted.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

New York Scatological Society

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Chickenspox

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Who died?"

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