Birdwatching Financier Gifts

'The share market fell today because a Blue Wren was spotted.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

"Pass that."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Great tights!"

New York Scatological Society

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

Artist Hazards

"Who died?"