Birdwatching Dreamer Prints

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Two birds refuel.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

Pandemic Orphans

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"I'm a bird dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"Who died?"

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

'Some day, son, all of these will be yours.'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'Look, George, a bird building it's nest.'