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"That must be earlier worm."

"The Foie Gras parfait sounds nice, and the ox cheek daube with star anise. But we've decided to go for the leftovers."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"He's a bird-dog."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Artist Hazards

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."