Birdhouse Defender T-Shirts

Coming soon: Compulsory auction because of unpaid mortgage

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Birdhouse Garage

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'Purple Martin Condos'