Bird Table Builder Prints

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Caliologist

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Joys of D.I.Y.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Birdhouse Apartments