Bird Researcher Mugs

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Knight feeding his kids.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'You know too much!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Pigeon Little

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.