Bird Researcher Mugs

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Knight feeding his kids.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Spring Training

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"