Bird Of Prey Fanatic Prints

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The One That Got Away

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Penguin

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"