Bird Of Prey Fanatic Pillows

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Bird Tweet.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

No jay walking.

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

The One That Got Away

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Penguin

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.