Bird Migration Mimic Pillows

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

'I have a full thermos of coffee and some snacks: We can start our migration now...'

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"Why is he not flying in formation?" "He can't spell."

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Goose Bus Driving South

"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

'Do I really sound like that?'

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

Wordilly Durdillies - Simon was dressed to 'trill'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."