Bird Chatterbox Mugs

"Polly wanna battery."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I told you never to call me here."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'