Bird Behavior Detective Mugs

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"I love this time of day."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Bird Bath.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Humming Bird's Hum.

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

Scientist studies a rat chasing a gladiator.

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"How much to lick the saucer?"

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"Ah, that looks like the fellow, it's the walk - dead giveaway."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

"This way, the humans get the message."

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."