Bird Behavior Detective Mugs

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"I love this time of day."

Beaver tower

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Bird Bath.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Humming Bird's Hum.

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

"How much to lick the saucer?"

"That bird looks just like your drone."

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Scientist studies a rat chasing a gladiator.

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Ah, that looks like the fellow, it's the walk - dead giveaway."

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

"This way, the humans get the message."

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."