Bird Bandit Mugs

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I ain't got it!!"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

The Specimen Hunter

Mom's House O' Chili.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Plagiarism

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'