Betting Bandit Mugs

'I'm very disappointed in your kids. Yes, we won the game...But you didn't cover the spread!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Deliboys

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Fido and Fifi

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The Specimen Hunter

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Plagiarism

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?