Biopic Lover Pillows

"How could she do this? Salma Hayek has ruined 'Frida'! It's the movie I've waited my entire life to see! Now I'll never set foot in that theater!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Trump! The Musical

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Star Wars Audience

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kirsten Johnson

Tom Hanks

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Cinéma Vérité

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."