Biomedical Engineer Pillows

'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Depts of Health - Genetic Engineering / Depts of Defense - Biological Warfare.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A day at the transgenic races

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

underwater knight

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Gene Therapy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Clone Factory

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

GM Crops Genie.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Taken genetic engineering too far