Biolab Buddy Gifts

Biolab. At first I didn't like bacteriology, but it grew on me!

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Is it that bad?"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Not now, Oliver."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Burning the midnight oil.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."