Biochemist T-Shirts

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to rearrange the DNA!" (Scientist has drawn 'AND' on the board).

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

"Ever killed a man?"

"Claiming turmeric has health benefits is one thing—proving it is another."

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

' What Austrian bio-chemist is wasting his time with false anti-body leads?' Say - our journal has a gossip column!'

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

The biochemist at lunch: "I'll have another order of fries."

"I fell I have a great novel me."

'We've come up with some wonderful antibiotics - but we can't figure out what they're for.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

GM Crops Genie.

'The crafty pitcher against the natural hitter...'

'Cut it out, Graubart! -- I know a hand puppet when I see one!'

'Love is a Drug'.

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

'For some reason, she gets a kick out of swatting testosterone molecules.'

Another anthrax case...

'Guys, I've just discovered how to turn myself back into a fly!'

'And yet if there's no disease it actually fights, can we honestly call it a drug.'

'A masters in nutrition, Ph.D. in biochemistry - you'll be perfect for writing our labels.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'