Bingo Aficionado Prints

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

"House!" (train spotter calling out like bingo winner).

"I was unfaithful once with a bald headed man behind a bingo hall." "That was me, Flo."

Forty days without a bingo, Mrs. Franklin finally snaps.

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

"Ruby, it's uncanny how you've trained your 'mascot' to sniff out players who are close to getting Bingo!"

"How about the circus, Ruby? Does the circus take your mind off Bingo?!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'How about a game of cards?'

Bingo night.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"You are still here."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Existential Risk

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'