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A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

Cable / Satellite / Digital TV "Still nothing on TV."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

"Yes, yes, we love you too. What's your Netflix password?"

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

You've been staring at that screen all day. Why don't you do something else?

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"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

"It's a fly-on-the-wall documentaryo about a reality TV producer making a programme about pitching shows to a TV company."

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"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I'm not sure a desire to finish all your boxsets is justifiable."

'No the TV remote is not lost...it's right here in my purse.'

'I enjoyed being with him and all, but we didn't like to binge-watch the same shows.'

'We need to talk. Let's plan on doing it sometime when there is nothing worth watching on TV.'

'There's nothing on.'

'This is so unreal, it must be reality television.'

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

The king with real power is the one with the remote.

We've seen this one, I remember those slippers! (Man's huge slippers are blocking the screen).

"It's my birthday,George, How about letting me hold the remote?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a ratings-boosting nature."

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

"Let me get this straight. For your last wish you want all your friends to share their streaming services passwords with you?"

"You don't really know someone until you give them the remote."

"Maybe this is the coffee talking, but we could go back to my place, do some paperwork, and then binge-watch "Borgen".

"There they all are again..."

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”

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"You will watch a new, totally mind-blowing TV series, only to forget about it completely a couple months later."

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

"You're Celia Byrne? Oh my gosh, I'm on your Netflix account!"