Binge-watch Reformer Pillows

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

100 best beheadings

"Goal!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Homo Zapiens

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Couch and Potato

How the goat got square eyes.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Lost Season

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Starvation Watching

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"