Binge-watch Reformer Pillows

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'There's nothing on.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Succession 2

"Goal!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

100 best beheadings

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Homo Zapiens

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Lost Season

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

A couple decides what to watch.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"What would you like to watch again?"

How the goat got square eyes.

Couch and Potato