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Binge Defender Gifts
Looking for a fun way to honor the ultimate binge defender? Our selection of witty and creative products captures their dedication to streaming marathons. Perfect for anyone who loves a good TV or movie spree, these gifts add a humorous touch to their relaxing downtime. Whether it’s mugs, t-shirts, or pillows, find something that celebrates their devotion to binge-watching without missing a beat.
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."
Love is when you watch television together.
TV-Man
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."
"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"
"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."
Tunnel of TV
"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet
Starvation Watching
How the goat got square eyes.
Must-See Lockdown TV.
Lost Season
'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'
"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."
"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."
I see he's still "working" from home.
'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'
"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."
E-Z Livin'
'It's just a casual job for the summer.'
"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."
Watching telly
"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."
"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."
"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."
"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"
"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."
"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."
"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."
Books versus TV.
Binge Defender Gifts Collection
Binge Defender Mugs
Discover our collection of funny mugs for binge defenders—perfect for keeping their favorite beverage warm during the next marathon.
Binge Defender Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for binge defenders—comfort and humor all in one.
Binge Defender Prints
Explore our humorous prints that honor the binge-watcher’s dedication—ideal for decorating their streaming sanctuary.
Binge Defender T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts that celebrate the binge defender in your life—great for relaxing at home or casual outings.