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"Don't worry about introducing solid food back into my diet. We've met before."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Scottish party

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

Tunnel of TV

100 best beheadings

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

A couple decides what to watch.

How the goat got square eyes.

Lost Season

Couch and Potato

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"