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Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Farm Humor.

'There's nothing on.'

Addicted to reading

Star Wars Audience

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Appointments and Disappointments

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"It's 100% commercials."

Wordplay: Me.

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

It was an impulse buy.

'Not another elimination show!'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'