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Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Farm Humor.

'There's nothing on.'

Star Wars Audience

Addicted to reading

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Appointments and Disappointments

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"It's 100% commercials."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Wordplay: Me.

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

It was an impulse buy.

"You seem very remote."

Couch potato.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'