Binary Dreamer Mugs

"This new augmented reality software means you can live a rich and fulfilling life without having to go outside."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Head over Hooves

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Painting taking root...

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'